So, okay. I frequent /b/, and it's often that you get to hear "TITS OR GTFO" or "YOU'RE NOT A GIRL, LOL" from people not just on the Chan, but everywhere. I find this amusing, because a lot of guys especially from the great planet of Chan wish they had a hot, gaming, nerdy girlfriend.
As you all know, I'm a nerd.
I also am a girl.
Perhaps if the men of the interwebs would accept the possibility (however slight) that there is some supermodel out there with a level 85 paladin, then they'd get to date the said supermodel. By yelling "YOU CAN'T BE A GIRL", the girls decide, "Fuck it. I'll just never say."
On WoW, it's easy to tell who's a girl, and who's a guy. Example:
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| If the character looks like this, it is possible that it's a girl playing it. |
Girls seem to choose the plainest race in the game and play a male. Nobody will hit on them, nobody will bother them, and nobody will come up and ask "Can I join your guild?!" if they don't have a huge rack.
If the character you're grouped with looks like this, however..
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| It could be either. You really don't know. |
How do you know if this is a guy pretending to be a girl just to get that same attention, or a girl who played a female character because she's tired of being Gazroth the Orc Warrior?
So if you're wanting to get a girl who looks like a model and plays that Blood Elf, or lurks that /b/, or whatever it is you do (I don't really want to know)?
I suggest you lurk moar, and proceed to get the "OHMYGOD, YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE GIRLS EXIST ON HERE? YOU'RE SO SWEET, YOU'RE DIFFERENT THAN THE REST OF THEM! C:" treatment from legit girls.
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| The reason to take my advice. She exists. |
AND WITH MY RANT ENDED AS IT SHOULD BE, IN ALL CAPS, I FLY OFF ON MY MAGIC CARPET (300 TAILORING REQUIRED) TO GO AND LEVEL MY COOKING SKILL. (Nosrsly, it's only at 289 and I can get to 525.)
